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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Sydney Sweeney Gained 30 Pounds for “Crazy” Christy Martin Biopic Transformation - The Hollywood Reporter

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Elden Ring Nightreign Patch Notes Include Promised Improvements For Solo Play - GameSpot

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Dazzling Royal Diamonds and Pearls to Celebrate Trooping the Colour in London - The Court Jeweller

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Outer Worlds 2 Feels Like More Of The Same, And That's Okay - GameSpot

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Flying Now Puts You At Risk Of Measles Exposure, CDC Says - Jalopnik

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?