What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:41

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Sweden’s Maja Stark wins U.S. Women’s Open for first major championship - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Elden Ring Nightreign Patch Notes Include Promised Improvements For Solo Play - GameSpot
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Dazzling Royal Diamonds and Pearls to Celebrate Trooping the Colour in London - The Court Jeweller
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The Outer Worlds 2 Feels Like More Of The Same, And That's Okay - GameSpot
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
—
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you have any opinion on Japanese writer/actor Yukio Mishima?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Flying Now Puts You At Risk Of Measles Exposure, CDC Says - Jalopnik
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.